
   /* AMX Mod script.
   *
   * (c) Copyright    2003, f117bomb
   * This file is provided    as is (no warranties).
   */
   #include <amxmod>
   /* EXAMPLES
   * say !8ball Who is Player?
   * say !8ball Will i win?
   * say !8ball Do i play Counter-Strike well?
   * say !8ball Does Player have any skill?
   * say !8ball What are you doing?
   * say !8ball Where did u go?
   * say !8ball How is my score?
   */
   new RESPOND_NAME[] = "!8Ball  :  "
   public say(id) {

       if( !get_cvar_num("amx_eightball") )
           return PLUGIN_CONTINUE

       new question[256]
       read_args(question,255)

       if(containi(question,"!8ball")!= -1)   {
           if(containi(question,"where")!= -1)
               respond_where()
           else if(containi(question,"when")!= -1)
               respond_when()
           else if(containi(question,"who")!= -1)
               respond_who()
           else if(containi(question,"did")!= -1)
               respond_did()
           else if(containi(question,"do")!= -1)
               respond_do()
           else if(containi(question,"does")!= -1)
               respond_does()
           else if(containi(question,"will")!= -1)
               respond_will()
           else if(containi(question,"how")!= -1)
               respond_how()
           else if(containi(question,"is")!= -1)
               respond_is()
           else if(containi(question,"what")!= -1)
               respond_what()
           else if(containi(question,"why")!= -1)
               respond_why()
           else
               respond_random()
       }

       return PLUGIN_CONTINUE
   }
   respond_did() {

       new awnser = random_num(0,23)

       switch(awnser)  {
           case 0:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Yes",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 1:
               client_print(0,3,"%s No",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 2:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Never",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 3:
               client_print(0,3,"%s No Way",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 4:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Prehaps",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 5:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Shit No",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 6:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Shit Yes",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 7:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Of Course",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 8:
               client_print(0,3,"%s What do you think",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 9:
               client_print(0,3,"%s No he did not",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 10:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I will tell you what the spirits have
   told me , get a life",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 11:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Hell No",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 12:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Hell yes",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 13:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Can pigs fly",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 14:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Maybe",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 15:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I will tell you what the spirits have
   told me , yes ",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 16:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  Did  you  get  hit  in the head as a
   child?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 17:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I will tell you what the spirits have
   told me , no ",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 18:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Give me a minute",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 19:
               client_print(0,3,"%s       Let       me       think      ,
   nope",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 20:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Let me think , yup",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 21:
               client_print(0,3,"%s       Do      you      get      owned
   repeatedly?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 22:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  I  don't  have  time  to answer your
   stupid question ",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 23:
               client_print(0,3,"%s A Bit",RESPOND_NAME)
       }
   }

   respond_do() {

       new awnser = random_num(0,26)

       switch(awnser)  {
           case 0:
               client_print(0,3,"%s No",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 1:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Yes",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 2:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Of course",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 3:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Maybe",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 4:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Whats it to ya",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 5:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Well i could tell you , but that will
   take too long",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 6:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  Send  me  200  us  dollars (standard
   issue) and I will tell all",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 7:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  Read  my  book , there you will find
   the answer",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 8:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Naturally",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 9:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Do I stutter?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 10:
               client_print(0,3,"%s      Do      you      like     little
   boys?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 11:
               client_print(0,3,"%s You bet",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 12:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Can Pigs fly",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 13:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  When Spider finally gets the keys to
   all the rooms",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 14:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Prehaps",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 15:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I think so!",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 16:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I think not!",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 17:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  Where the hell did you get all these
   cray ideas",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 18:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  What  are  you  thinking , of course
   no",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 19:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  What  are  you  thinking , of course
   yes",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 20:
               client_print(0,3,"%s       Is       the       Pope       a
   Christian?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 21:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Is the Pope gay (YES)?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 22:
               client_print(0,3,"%s You better believe it ",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 23:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Not really",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 24:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Probably Not",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 25:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I will tell you what the spirits have
   told me , no ",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 26:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  I  don't  have  time  to answer your
   stupid question",RESPOND_NAME)
       }
   }
   respond_does() {

       new awnser = random_num(0,26)

       switch(awnser)  {
           case 0:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Yes",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 1:
               client_print(0,3,"%s No",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 2:
               client_print(0,3,"%s A Bit",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 3:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Never",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 4:
               client_print(0,3,"%s No Way",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 5:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Shit No",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 6:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Shit Yes",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 7:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Of Course",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 8:
               client_print(0,3,"%s What do you think",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 9:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Hell No",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 10:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Hell yes",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 11:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Can pigs fly",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 12:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Maybe",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 13:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Um...yes.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 14:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Get a freaking life",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 15:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Bit me",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 16:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Hell yea",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 17:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Give me a minute",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 18:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Let me think , nope",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 19:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  Let  me  think  , yup",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 20:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Without a doubt",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 21:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Am I a 8ball?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 22:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Only if you are",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 23:
               client_print(0,3,"%s STFU..retard",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 24:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I will tell you what the spirits have
   told me , no",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 25:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  I  don't  have  time  to answer your
   stupid question  ",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 26:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Ofcorse not silly",RESPOND_NAME)
       }
   }
   respond_how() {

       new awnser = random_num(0,37)

       switch(awnser)  {
           case 0:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Very carefully.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 1:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Alone.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 2:
               client_print(0,3,"%s With a can opener",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 3:
               client_print(0,3,"%s         Using         a        pencil
   sharpener",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 4:
               client_print(0,3,"%s As quickly as possible",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 5:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Slowly and carefully.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 6:
               client_print(0,3,"%s With a friend.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 7:
               client_print(0,3,"%s With someone you love.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 8:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Just don't do it.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 9:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Just do it.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 10:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Not alone.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 11:
               client_print(0,3,"%s With help.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 12:
               client_print(0,3,"%s With a screwdriver.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 13:
               client_print(0,3,"%s With a spoon.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 14:
               client_print(0,3,"%s With a fork.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 15:
               client_print(0,3,"%s With a knive.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 16:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Using a toaster.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 17:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In the woods.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 18:
               client_print(0,3,"%s With a lot of help",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 19:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In bed.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 20:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In the kitchen.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 21:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In the living room.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 22:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Im not sure",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 23:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I will tell you what the spirits have
   told me , read a book",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 24:
               client_print(0,3,"%s    In    the   back   seat   of   the
   car.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 25:
               client_print(0,3,"%s At McDonald's.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 26:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  I  wouldn't  know  how  to  do that.
   ",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 27:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  I'm  not  the  person  you should be
   asking.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 28:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Don't ask me.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 29:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Beats me.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 30:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In plain view.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 31:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Freely.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 32:
               client_print(0,3,"%s With a large audience.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 33:
               client_print(0,3,"%s     With     a     small    audience.
   ",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 34:
               client_print(0,3,"%s No thanks.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 35:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Send me $10 , and i'll see what i can
   do.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 36:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  Well  ,  the  old grumpy guy ripping
   along  at  100Mhz  has told me to tell you to find out for your bloody
   self",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 37:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  I  don't  have  time  to answer your
   stupid question ",RESPOND_NAME)
       }
   }
   respond_is() {

       new awnser = random_num(0,36)

       switch(awnser)  {
           case 0:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Yes ",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 1:
               client_print(0,3,"%s No.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 2:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Im not sure",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 3:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Give me a minute",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 4:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Can pigs fly?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 5:
               client_print(0,3,"%s    Only    if    you    think    hard
   enough",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 6:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Could be",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 7:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Maybe",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 8:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Well dah...",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 9:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Of coruse yes",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 10:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Of course no",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 11:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Let me think , yes",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 12:
               client_print(0,3,"%s   Let   me   think   ,   i   have  no
   idea",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 13:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Let me think , no way",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 14:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In your dreams",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 15:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Only if you are",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 16:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Only if your game",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 17:
               client_print(0,3,"%s       Is       the       Pope       a
   Christian",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 18:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In your Wettest dreams",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 19:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I will tell you what the spirits have
   told me , get a life",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 20:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I will tell you what the spirits have
   told me , read a book",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 21:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Do whales swim",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 22:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  Send 200 us dollars to me and i will
   tell you",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 23:
               client_print(0,3,"%s    Not    at    the   moment   ,   im
   relaxing",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 24:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Am I a 8ball",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 25:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I could tell you...",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 26:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I will tell you what the spirits have
   told me , yes ",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 27:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Is Santa gay",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 28:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Is Bob Dole old?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 29:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Can a blind man read?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 30:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I could tell you ... but i don't have
   enough time",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 31:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Ask again , im busy",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 32:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Is Your Mother a hoe?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 33:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Is Your mom old?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 34:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Is chezy a foo?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 35:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I will tell you what the spirits have
   told me , no ",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 36:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  I  don't  have  time  to answer your
   stupid question",RESPOND_NAME)
       }
   }
   respond_what() {

       new awnser = random_num(0,20)

       switch(awnser)  {
           case 0:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  Why  are  you asking me? , im only a
   260k add on",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 1:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  Why  should  I tell you , eh? , what
   have you done for me lately",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 2:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I forgot",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 3:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Shit",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 4:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Crap",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 5:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Stuff",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 6:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I have no idea",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 7:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Run",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 8:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I will tell you what the spirits have
   told me , read a book",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 9:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Death",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 10:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I could tell you , but , im in one of
   those moods",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 11:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Hide",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 12:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Look at a damn book , how the hell am
   i supposed to know , im only a crappy 2k add-on",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 13:
               client_print(0,3,"%s    Run    ,    as    fast    as   you
   can",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 14:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  Give  me ten dollars , and i'll tell
   you",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 15:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Lots of stuff",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 16:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I don't know",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 17:
               client_print(0,3,"%s      Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......     Your
   mother?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 18:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  When  will  you stop asking me these
   crappy questions",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 19:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Look at a damn book , how the hell am
   i supposed to know , im only a crappy 2k add-on",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 20:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  I  don't  have  time  to answer your
   stupid question ",RESPOND_NAME)

       }
   }
   respond_when() {

       new awnser = random_num(0,20)

       switch(awnser)  {
           case 0:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Tomorrow at 6:00pm",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 1:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In an hour",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 2:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In ten minutes",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 3:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In less than 2 hours  ",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 4:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Tonight",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 5:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Now",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 6:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Today",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 7:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Never",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 8:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Next month",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 9:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Summertime",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 10:
               client_print(0,3,"%s whenever",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 11:
               client_print(0,3,"%s on saturday",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 12:
               client_print(0,3,"%s When you become a man",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 13:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Send me $10 , and i'll see what i can
   do",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 14:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In about 2 minutes",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 15:
               client_print(0,3,"%s    When    I    feel   like   letting
   you",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 16:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  DOn't  ask  me , im only a crappy 2k
   add on.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 17:
               client_print(0,3,"%s When world war 3 ends",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 18:
               client_print(0,3,"%s    After    you    pay    the   bills
   ",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 19:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In October",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 20:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In June",RESPOND_NAME)

       }
   }
   respond_where() {

       new awnser = random_num(0,37)

       switch(awnser)  {
           case 0:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In bed with you",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 1:
               client_print(0,3,"%s       In      bed      with      your
   mum",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 2:
               client_print(0,3,"%s      In      bed      with     Pamela
   Anderson",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 3:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In bed.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 4:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Outside.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 5:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Inside.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 6:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In Minnesota.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 7:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In New York.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 8:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In Seattle.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 9:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In Sydney, Australia.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 10:
               client_print(0,3,"%s      Next      to      your      best
   friend.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 11:
               client_print(0,3,"%s At home.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 12:
               client_print(0,3,"%s At work.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 13:
               client_print(0,3,"%s At a bowling alley.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 14:
               client_print(0,3,"%s At a golf course.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 15:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Under the bed.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 16:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In the street.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 17:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In your friend's car.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 18:
               client_print(0,3,"%s    In    the    back    seat   of   a
   car.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 19:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In a doorway.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 20:
               client_print(0,3,"%s        At        your        computer
   terminal.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 21:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In a chair.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 22:
               client_print(0,3,"%s At the dinner table.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 23:
               client_print(0,3,"%s        At        your        friend's
   house.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 24:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  Sitting  on  the  lap of someone you
   love.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 25:
               client_print(0,3,"%s   On   your   great-great-great-great
   grandfather's grave.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 26:
               client_print(0,3,"%s At Disneyworld.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 27:
               client_print(0,3,"%s At McDonald's.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 28:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In the restroom.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 29:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In the bathtub.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 30:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In your bedroom",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 31:
               client_print(0,3,"%s   In   the   closet   with   the  sex
   toys",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 32:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Up your a$$.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 33:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Eating your food.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 34:
               client_print(0,3,"%s    Getting    it    on    with   Bill
   Clinton.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 35:
               client_print(0,3,"%s In a dark corner",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 36:
               client_print(0,3,"%s    Getting   it   on   with   Hillary
   Clinton",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 37:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  Send  me  ten dollars , and i'll see
   what i can do.",RESPOND_NAME)
       }
   }
   respond_who() {

       new awnser = random_num(0,37)

       switch(awnser)  {
           case 0:
               client_print(0,3,"%s The president",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 1:
               client_print(0,3,"%s your mom",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 2:
               client_print(0,3,"%s your dad",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 3:
               client_print(0,3,"%s your dog",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 4:
               client_print(0,3,"%s your neighbor",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 5:
               client_print(0,3,"%s the pope",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 6:
               client_print(0,3,"%s your aunt",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 7:
               client_print(0,3,"%s your uncle",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 8:
               client_print(0,3,"%s your cousin",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 9:
               client_print(0,3,"%s your 3rd grade teacher",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 10:
               client_print(0,3,"%s a hacker",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 11:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Bob",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 12:
               client_print(0,3,"%s A gay guy",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 13:
               client_print(0,3,"%s A lesbian",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 14:
               client_print(0,3,"%s A talking goldfish",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 15:
               client_print(0,3,"%s     Somone     you     have     never
   met",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 16:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Your best friend",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 17:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Your 3rd grade lover",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 18:
               client_print(0,3,"%s      A      mexican     smoking     a
   joint",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 19:
               client_print(0,3,"%s      He      wishes     to     remain
   anonymous",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 20:
               client_print(0,3,"%s      She     wishes     to     remain
   anonymous",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 21:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  Your  Uncles Fathers Sisters Aunties
   Brothers Mother",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 22:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Your Gay Partner",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 23:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Mafia-man",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 24:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Santa Claws",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 25:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Your lover , Cookie",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 26:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Your worst nightmare",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 27:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  A  grumpy  old  man  with really bad
   B.O.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 28:
               client_print(0,3,"%s   Your   Youngest  Grand-Child's  Pet
   Turtles Previous owner's Oldest Brother",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 29:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Naomi Camble",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 30:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Elle McPherson",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 31:
               client_print(0,3,"%s You grandmother",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 32:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Bob Dole",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 33:
               client_print(0,3,"%s The Devil",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 34:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Your lover , Summer",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 35:
               client_print(0,3,"%s   Your  lover  ,  Glow  In  The  Dark
   Otter",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 36:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Pamela Anderson Lee",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 37:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Bart Simpson",RESPOND_NAME)
       }
   }
   respond_why() {

       new awnser = random_num(0,35)

       switch(awnser)  {
           case 0:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  How the hell am i supposed to know ,
   im only a 120k add on.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 1:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Im not quite sure",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 2:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  Let  me  think....  Nope , i have no
   idea",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 3:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  Let  me  think....  No  ,  i have no
   idea",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 4:
               client_print(0,3,"%s      Simple      ,      too      much
   drink",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 5:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Simple , too much sex",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 6:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  Let  me think.... Of course , i know
   .... wait i forgot",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 7:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  let  me  think....  yup , i know ...
   wait i forgot",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 8:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Well dahhhh",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 9:
               client_print(0,3,"%s     Because     you     have     been
   bad",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 10:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  Well  ,  i  could  tell you , but it
   would take too long",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 11:
               client_print(0,3,"%s       I       have       no      idea
   whatsoever",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 12:
               client_print(0,3,"%s   Well   ,   when  a  woman  loves  a
   man",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 13:
               client_print(0,3,"%s   Well   ,   when   a   man  loves  a
   man",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 14:
               client_print(0,3,"%s   Ask   the   gods  ,  they  know  it
   all",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 15:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  Send  me  200  us dollars and I will
   tell you",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 16:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Simple , too much food",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 17:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Pure sexual attraction",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 18:
               client_print(0,3,"%s    Its   most   proberly   too   much
   food",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 19:
               client_print(0,3,"%s    Its   most   proberly   too   much
   drink",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 20:
               client_print(0,3,"%s    Its   most   proberly   too   much
   sex",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 21:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Maybe it has something to do with the
   B.O you give off",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 22:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Maybe it has something to do with the
   B.O Spider gives off",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 23:
               client_print(0,3,"%s   Its   most   proberly   too  little
   food",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 24:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I have no clue",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 25:
               client_print(0,3,"%s   Its   most   proberly   too  little
   drink",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 26:
               client_print(0,3,"%s   Its   most   proberly   too  little
   sex",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 27:
               client_print(0,3,"%s   Well   ,   when   a   man  loves  a
   woman",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 28:
               client_print(0,3,"%s   Well   ,   when  a  woman  loves  a
   woman",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 29:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Try reading a book",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 30:
               client_print(0,3,"%s If you think hard enough , the answer
   will come",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 31:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Maybe it has something to do with the
   B.O I give off",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 32:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Maybe it has something to do with the
   B.O Mafia-Man gives off",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 33:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  Its  Mafia-Mans  breath  -  all that
   vodka is gotta ruin your breath",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 34:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  If  you  think  hard  enough  ,  the
   answer might come",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 35:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  I  don't  have  time  to answer your
   stupid question ",RESPOND_NAME)
       }
   }
   respond_will() {

       new awnser = random_num(0,22)

       switch(awnser)  {
           case 0:
               client_print(0,3,"%s No",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 1:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I doubt it",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 2:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Ask later",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 3:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Yes",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 4:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Yuppers.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 5:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Uh-Huh",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 6:
               client_print(0,3,"%s nope",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 7:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Never",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 8:
               client_print(0,3,"%s For sure",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 9:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Definatly",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 10:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Doubtful",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 11:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Definatly, not",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 12:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  We  don't  have  time to answer your
   stupid question ",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 13:
               client_print(0,3,"%s More then likely",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 14:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Not likely",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 15:
               client_print(0,3,"%s    Do    I    have    to   tell   you
   everything?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 16:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I bet not",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 17:
               client_print(0,3,"%s I'd bet on it",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 18:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Dont count on it",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 19:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Count on it.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 20:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Don't count on it.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 21:
               client_print(0,3,"%s    Only    if    you    think    hard
   enough.",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 22:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Send me ten us dollars , and i'll see
   what i can do.",RESPOND_NAME)

       }
   }
   respond_random() {

       new awnser = random_num(0,11)

       switch(awnser)  {
           case 0:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Uh, What?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 1:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Huh?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 2:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Say What?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 3:
               client_print(0,3,"%s What are you on?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 4:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Can you rephrase?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 5:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Okay..",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 6:
               client_print(0,3,"%s      What      ever      you      say
   buddy",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 7:
               client_print(0,3,"%s You are kidding right?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 8:
               client_print(0,3,"%s What a grade A moron",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 9:
               client_print(0,3,"%s  I  don't  understand  your  question
   ",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 10:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Is that English?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 11:
               client_print(0,3,"%s Is that a
   question?",RESPOND_NAME)
           case 12:
               client_print(0,3,"%s     English     Please",RESPOND_NAME)
       }
   }
   public plugin_init() {
      register_plugin("8Ball","1.2","f117bomb")
      register_clcmd("say","say")
      register_clcmd("say_team","say")
      register_cvar("amx_eightball","1")
      return PLUGIN_CONTINUE
   }
